One Day in the Confessional
Tommy Shaughnessy went into the confessional box and said, “Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman.”
The priest said, “Is that you, little Tommy Shaughnessy?”
“Yes Father, it is.”
“Who was this woman you were with?”
“I cannot tell you, Father, because I don’t want to ruin her reputation.”
“Who was this woman you were with?”
“I cannot tell you, Father, because I don’t want to ruin her reputation.”
The priest asked, “Was it Brenda Patty O’Malley?”
“No.”
“Was it Mary Patricia Kelly?”
“No.”
“Was it Elizabeth Mary Shannon?”
“No.”
“Was it Fiona Mary McDonald?”
“No.”
“Was it Cathy Moran Morgan?”
“No, Father! I cannot tell you.”
The priest finally gave up and said, “Tommy, I admire your perseverance, but you must atone for your sins. Your penance will be three Hail Marys and four Our Fathers. Go back to your pew.”
Tommy walked back to his pew. His friend, Sean, slid over and whispered, “What happened?”
“Well, I got three Hail Marys, four Our Fathers, and five good leads.”
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