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Funny Joke: Bad Marriage Jokes

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    “အနာဂပ္ အိ သာေဂါင္မ်ား” – သင့္လူ

    ေရးသားသူ- သင့္လူ ပန္းကေလးမ်ားပြင့္ေတာ့မည္၊ ဖူးတံ၀င့္လို႔ခ်ီ၊ ေနျခည္မွာေရႊရည္ေလာင္း၊ ငါတို႔ စာသင္ေက်ာင္းဆိုလားကေလးေတြကို ေက်ာင္းတက္ခ်င္ေအာင္ေျမႇာက္ေပးေသာ ကဗ်ာကေလး တစ္ပုဒ္ကိုကၽြႏု္ပ္တို႔ ေက်ာင္းေနစဥ္ကေလးဘ၀ကတည္းက အသံကုန္ ကုန္းၿဖဲဟစ္ေအာ္ဆုိခဲ့ၾကဖူးသည္။ ျမန္မာ့နည္း

1. Women are unpredictable. Before marriage, she expects a man, after marriage she suspects him, and after death she respects him.

2. There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go thru hell for her. They got married – and now he is going thru hell.

3. A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds : ” Wife wanted”. Next day, he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing “You can have mine.”

4. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.

5. It’s easy to tell if a man is married or not.. Just watch him drive a car with a woman sitting beside him. If both his hands are on the wheel, you can be sure he is married.

6. A man received a letter from some kidnappers. The letter said, ” If you don’t promise to send us $100,000, we promise you we will kidnap your wife.” The poor man wrote back, ” I am afraid I can’t keep my promise but I hope you will keep yours.”

7. “What’s the matter, you look depressed.” “I’m having trouble with my wife.” “What happened?” “She said she wasn’t going to speak to me for 30 days.” “But that ought to make you happy.” “It did, but today is the last day.”

8. “Darling,” whispered a frail little husband from his chair. ” I’m very sick, would you please call me a vet?”. “A vet? Why do you want a vet and not a medical doctor?” The husband replied. “Because I work like a horse, live like a dog, and have to sleep with a silly cow.”

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