Guess who is this Myanmar celebrity in a sheer black dress?
လယ္ပိုင္မရွိေတာ့သည့္ အသက္ ၆ဝေက်ာ္ခန္႔ရွိ ဦးေမာင္ျဖဳတစ္ေယာက္ ယခင္လို မိုးစပါးအထြက္ကို မွန္းၾကည့္ ရင္း မေပ်ာ္နိုင္ေတာ့။ေတာင္းဆိုခဲ့ျခင္းမရွိ၊ အမိန္႔ႏွင့္ အ တူ
မဂၤလာပါရွင္ …..။ “သုခအလင္း ပညာဒါနေက်ာင္း” ေက်ာင္းေဆာင္သစ္ဖြင့္ပြဲ အမွတ္တရ” နန္းခင္ ယေန႔ (၁၇.၃.၂၀၁၄) မနက္မွာ နာေရးကူညီမႈအသင္း(ရန္ကုန္)၏ “သုခအလင္း ပညာဒါနေက်ာင္း” ေက်ာင္းေဆာင္သစ္ဖြင့္ပြဲကို
1. Women are unpredictable. Before marriage, she expects a man, after marriage she suspects him, and after death she respects him.
2. There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go thru hell for her. They got married – and now he is going thru hell.
3. A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds : ” Wife wanted”. Next day, he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing “You can have mine.”
4. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
5. It’s easy to tell if a man is married or not.. Just watch him drive a car with a woman sitting beside him. If both his hands are on the wheel, you can be sure he is married.
6. A man received a letter from some kidnappers. The letter said, ” If you don’t promise to send us $100,000, we promise you we will kidnap your wife.” The poor man wrote back, ” I am afraid I can’t keep my promise but I hope you will keep yours.”
7. “What’s the matter, you look depressed.” “I’m having trouble with my wife.” “What happened?” “She said she wasn’t going to speak to me for 30 days.” “But that ought to make you happy.” “It did, but today is the last day.”
8. “Darling,” whispered a frail little husband from his chair. ” I’m very sick, would you please call me a vet?”. “A vet? Why do you want a vet and not a medical doctor?” The husband replied. “Because I work like a horse, live like a dog, and have to sleep with a silly cow.”
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