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Funny Joke: Waste

Monday, August 4th, 2008

Thanks to my daughter, I have become thoroughly sensitized to environmental issues. Recently I purchased a greeting card, and when the cashier started to place it in a plastic bag, I remembered my daughter’s repeated warnings and immediately declined its use.
“I’ll be mailing that quickly,” I told the clerk. “You can take the bag back.”
“Okay. […]

Funny Joke: Why I fired my Secretary

Monday, March 24th, 2008

Last week was my birthday
And I didn’t feel very well
Waking up on that morning.
I went downstairs for breakfast
Hoping my wife would be pleasant and say,
‘Happy Birthday!’,
And possibly have a small present for me.
As it turned out,
She barely said good morning,
Let alone
‘Happy Birthday.’
I thought…
Well, that’s marriage for you,
But the kids…
They will remember.
My kids came bounding down […]

Funny Joke: A young engineer

Sunday, February 3rd, 2008

A young engineer was leaving the office at 6:00 pm when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.
“Listen,” said the CEO, “This is important, and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?”
“Certainly,” said the young engineer. He turned the machine on, […]

Funny Joke: Kiss My Ass

Sunday, January 13th, 2008

There was a married couple who were in a terrible accident. The woman’s face was burned severely. The doctor told the husband they couldn’t graft any skin from her body because she was so skinny. The husband then donated some of his skin…however, the only place suitable to the doctor was from his buttocks. The […]

Funny Joke: Together for Christmas

Monday, December 24th, 2007

A man in Chicago calls his son in New York the day before Christmas and says, “I hate to ruin Christmas this year, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.
“Pop, what are you talking about?” the son screams. “We can’t stand the sight […]

Funny Commercial: The Girlfriend

Monday, December 10th, 2007

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Why Men Are Happier

Saturday, December 8th, 2007

Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President. You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car Mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have […]

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